"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/27/2015 at 01:43 • Filed to: None
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"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/27/2015 at 01:43 • Filed to: None | 1
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and her giant pirate ship steering wheel.
All Motor Is Best Motor
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 01:52 |
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WTF is going on in this ad?
V8 Rustler
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 01:54 |
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5 Speed though.
Dunnik
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:03 |
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The cars in ads may change, but the bullshit doesn’t.
Capri even has a safety-conscious side, too, with a driver’s side air bag
But none for your passenger(s), because it’s creators have a cost-conscious side.
Capri’s interior is designed to [make you] relax and still feel in control behind the wheel...The leather wrapped steering wheel is thick...
Because yea a very thick wheel is excellent at transmitting feedback from the road /sarcasm off
Analogue gauges can be viewed at a glance...
As oppose to what? The whole point of a gauge is so you can view it at a glance.
The 5-speed stick shift is close by your side...
Because a shifter that’s not close to your side doesn’t make a lot of sense, no.
It even has a user-friendly console with a storage bin
It’s a box. With a lid. It’s not a computer.
Some equipment may be optional...
Yea, the four blank buttons told me that already. Thanks for telling me anyway. I admire your spirit of transparency...oh wait, you were required to do this under false advertising laws, never mind.
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Frank Grimes
> Dunnik
04/27/2015 at 02:10 |
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hahahahaha holy crap that was gold. but your forgot to mention that wreck dont even come with a tape deck!
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:12 |
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She’s helping you to imagine yourself in a Mercury...
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Frank Grimes
> All Motor Is Best Motor
04/27/2015 at 02:12 |
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I have no idea I just like the girl and how the seat matches her curves and also how they call her stupid. not really but kinda. lastly she is wearing all one color which I find attractive for some reason.
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Frank Grimes
> Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/27/2015 at 02:18 |
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true but the boring clock makes me want to kill myself. look at it! its like an alarm clock one would buy at a convenience store to 3m sticky tape it to the dash of an even worse bare bones car.
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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:20 |
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That’s an exciting clock for the 1980s! It’s Digital!!! That was The Shit to have back then!
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:39 |
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TAKE A SEAT KICK BACK CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. I don’t like it when ads tell me what to do in lecture, they’re not my supervisor.
Saf1
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 03:09 |
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She has a great haircut! Deffo a looker
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 04:01 |
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Capri where being water tight wasn’t an even on the options list
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 07:51 |
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If the base of that seat were mounted she’d have some ultra gangster lean and the steering wheel would be on the roof
Tripper
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 08:16 |
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Perfect headline lol! This had me cracking up.
PushToStart
> Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 12:37 |
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“Capri shows me things I never learned in school.”
Kinky?
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Dunnik
04/29/2015 at 13:56 |
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I thought only I did this.